Top Stocking Stuffers for Men: Now Only About $5

 

Not everyone wants or needs a lot of high-priced items in their holiday stockings. For those of you who are looking to trim back this year or if you want to add just a couple more inexpensive items, we’ve created a list of the best stocking stuffers for men for around $5. Pricing fluctuates, so Don’t be shy. Dive in.

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Scalp Massager 

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It looks like a head crab, but it feels like angel fingers. Quite a relaxing start to our list.

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This is Fine Mug

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I’m fine. No, really. Everything is fine. Nothing to see here.

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Gear Tie Reusable 3-Inch Rubber Twist Tie 

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Tie up loose ends, trap small animals, or just bundle all of the loose cables in your bag. The choice is yours with gear tie.
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Bacon Bandages

Guys are notoriously injury prone. We hurt ourself all the time, but if there’s one thing I’ve found, bacon makes everything better. Everything. So why not wrap up those injuries with a little feel good bacon?

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Mini Vaseline Lip Treatment 

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Lip balm is very popular in the fall and winter months for good reason. Many people swear by beeswax from brands like Bert’s Bees, but for me – petroleum jelly works better every time, and it’s cheaper.

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Wallet Survival Tool 

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Have you ever needed a wrench or knife or screwdriver and just not had it? Toss this in your wallet and you always will. Made of stainless steel for strength and comes with a protective pouch – for you – so you don’t immediately need those bacon bandages.

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Military Survival Paracord Bracelet 

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From traps to splits to tourniquets, paracord is the survivalist or outdoorsman’s best friend. This bracelet holds about 9 feet of  it handily on your wrist at all times – ready for when you need it.

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Mini LED Flashlight

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Ever needed to find something in the dark? Maybe it’s raining and you don’t want to fiddle with your phone. Plus, if you drop this on the ground it won’t costs $200 to repair. I call that a lightbulb moment. (Yes. I hate myself for that joke.)

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The Original Slinky 

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How many hours did you spend chasing a slinky down the stairs as a kid. The slinky has been an American classic for over 70 years. Continue the tradition.

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Bag of Cinnamon Coal Candy

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We mentioned this a bit in our stocking stuffers for men who are snack happy list. It’s a tasty treat for the man that’s just a bit on the naughty list.

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Tabasco Sauce

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This tried and true pepper sauce for men will spice things up this holiday season. I bet the ham tastes nice with a bit of red jalapeño kick.

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Credit Card Bottle Opener

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Damaged palms, rings, tables corners. Stop breaking things just to get into your beer. Drop this in your wallet, and never be without.

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4 Color Pen

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It writes in 4 colors, it’ll bring back that elementary nostalgia, and it’s darn practical. Get one write now.

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Guitar Wall Mount 

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Don’t quit, just hang it up for awhile. Hold your stringed instrument, but only if you mount it on something…strong.

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Waterproof Black Playing Cards

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Pickup and play anywhere with playing cards that will survive the snow, the pool, and drooling children. Totally unique black cards will stand out from the standard decks.

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The Life of Frederick Douglass

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Former slave, abolitionist, editor, and orator. This book, first published in 1845, tells the story of Fredrick Douglass from growing up in slavery as a child through escaping to freedom. Vivid and powerful.

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Flingshot Flying Screaming Monkey 

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It screams. It flies. It drives dogs crazy. Enjoy it because — why not?

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POOF Mini Football 

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Wall safe! A tiny football that won’t get them in trouble for playing ball in the house. Get ready to watch the bowl games. Down. Set. HIKE!

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Chocolate Orange

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This is a tried and true family classic for my family and me. I use to anticipate the the taste of these orange flavored chocolates all year long. When we found them for under $5 to offer to you, I couldn’t keep them off this list. They will be a huge hit.

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Big League Chew 

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I spent many a nostalgic summer with a pack of this in my pocket and a wad of gum in my mouth – happily chewing away while running through woods and climbing trees. Relive childhood. Plus, it’s a lot cleaner than the real thing it subtly emulates.

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Bacon Candy Canes

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Let’s be honest, candy will never taste like a true piece of thick cut bacon, but this will probably get a good laugh, and a lot of curious tasters.

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Happy Feet Deodorizer 

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His stuff stinks, but you can help. Toss one of these into each shoe, or gym bag, or locker to neutralize those brutal odors and bring a smile back to your face.

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NFL Team Eye Black Strips 

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Does your guy like football? Get him these for this stocking, and he can prep for the game in style. Or wear them yourself, and he’ll love you forever. And love is worth an extra 29¢ right?

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Favorite Sports Team Can Koozie 

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Rep your team while keeping your hand warm and your drink cool. A few of these can get over the $5 limit, but there are plenty available in our price range. Choose wisely.
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Nascar Turbo Lip Balm 

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Maybe your guy has chapped lips. Maybe he needs something for them badly. Maybe he wants to look different than the typical bloke using a typical chapstick. Maybe he’s into racing. Maybe he should have this.

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Stocking Stuffers for Men Under $5